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Day 15 - Where now Captain Howdy?
We're casting our net a bit wider today. Heading out of the centre to the zoo and to explore the historic areas of Georgetown and Foggy Bottom. We're probably not going to spend much time in Foggy Bottom, but I just like typing it. Shady Grove is another good one - probably perfectly innocent, but seems quite apt for Washington. How do these names get picked?
Anyway, first stop the zoo, primarily to see the pandas. Luckily for us, they were out and performing today.
What's this then?
Aww, my head's stuck.
I hope noone saw that.
Hard to believe that they are dying out.
Great to see them, but we were quite disappointed not to see the sloth bear. Couldn't be bothered to put in an appearance. Lazy bastard.
I am genuinely shocked by the size of the anaconda. There is no excuse for a snake this size.
I mean really?
Onwards to Georgetown under the pretense of viewing some historic buildings. Of course what we were really interested in was seeing the Exorcist steps...
Anyone hear the sound of tubular bells?
Somone had thoughtfully left this to help us battle any demons that might show up,
or possibly out of concern for the sort of people who would be interested in such things. I was actually tempted to try an exorcism of the joggers who kept getting in our way running up and down the steps. Any lingering evil was overwhelmed by the whiff of sweaty smugness.
Back into the core of Washington and an audience with the main man. I'm not entirely convinced of his credentials...
Time to head to Cuba, I wouldn't trust this guy to run the country.